She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
she pinky promised me she was 18
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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