where am i from again
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Randomize
