I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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