Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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