so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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