so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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