They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Randomize
