talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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