a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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