Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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