i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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