I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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