She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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