mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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