idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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