He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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