all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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