I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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