just tell him i said nine months
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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