porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Found the puke drawer
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
My vagina is very pro this idea
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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