did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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