Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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