i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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