u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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