you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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