the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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