ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
