so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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