People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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