i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
