Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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