I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Randomize
