"it" just moved
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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