Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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