At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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