I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize