They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Even my vagina gasped.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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