oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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