"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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