well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
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