glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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