I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
The power of my boobs compel you
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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