Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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