she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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