Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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