Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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