his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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