I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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