Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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