Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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