I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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