: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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