please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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