so explain again why im purple
no
grandma shit on top of the toilet
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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