I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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