You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Randomize
