I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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