Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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