Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
being pregnant is like rehab
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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